You better get that checked!

So this morning, Luke was not very motivated to get going. He has to go have his annual mole check with his dermatologist. And his dermatologist happens to be a woman. As he left to go take his shower he said, “I have to go to the dermatologist this morning.” I replied, “Oh! Gotta go have all your moles checked?” By this time he was already wandering toward our bathroom. Casually I added, “You better have her look at that one on your scrotum.” He got this look of horror on his face and started walking back toward me cradling his little sack quite delicately. “What are you talking about??!?”, he asked to which I replied, “Just kidding.”

Such is life with me.